Hey Alexa, tell me a pun…

Below are some puns that have brightened my day, hope they brighten yours. I was adding some day-by-day but Alexa has started repeating herself. I’ll add a new post when I find a new source.

  • What can one parrot do?
    • Not as much as toucan!
  • What did the panther say at the poker party?
    • I’d be lion if I said I was a cheetah.
  • Did you hear about the two thieves who stole a calendar?
    • They each got six months.
  • Why don’t oysters share their pearls?
    • They’re shellfish!

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