Hey Alexa, tell me a pun…
Below are some puns that have brightened my day, hope they brighten yours. I was adding some day-by-day but Alexa has started repeating herself. I’ll add a new post when I find a new source.
- What can one parrot do?
- Not as much as toucan!
- What did the panther say at the poker party?
- I’d be lion if I said I was a cheetah.
- Did you hear about the two thieves who stole a calendar?
- They each got six months.
- Why don’t oysters share their pearls?
- They’re shellfish!